You might be thinking, “how can I rent a walk in shower?” You’re right, there are a whole lot of ways to get some privacy and a quick wash of warm water. I’m glad you asked.
I had a few apartments close by where I lived for a few years. The ones I was most happy with were apartments with walk in showers. You could shower in the bathroom, or you could shower in the kitchen. At all of them, there was no door to close. If you wanted to just take a quick shower, there was a small door that you could close. You’d also be able to open it with a key you would have to give your landlord.
This isn’t really a story of apartments. It’s about apartments with walk in showers. I remember some of my neighbors living in an apartment with a walk in shower that had a tiny bit of a walk in shower. There was an access door, you could just shut it, and then it would shut automatically. I was always careful when I came to see my neighbors, so I usually only came to see them when I left my apartment.
You also have to get a key from your landlord. And you have to be careful when you go into your landlord’s apartment for your key. You dont want to accidentally leave your apartment open for someone who can come in and rob you. That would be just a bajillion times too easy.
I’ve been living in the same apartment for the past seven years, so I know how dangerous it is to have anyone you’re staying with open the door to your apartment. And you also have to know that if you’re staying with someone who’s an ex-boyfriend or something, you can’t just call them to come in and check on you.
Well, if you have a lot of exes, you can call their exes and if you dont want to go through the hassle of finding out what happened to them, you can rent a walk in shower. I used to have a walk in shower but now I dont have one because my shower is in another apartment.
Well, there is one more thing. If you rent an apartment with a walk in shower, you have to make sure your landlord knows how to install it. Which means that if you dont like your landlord, you have to go to him and say that you dont want to be paying rent for the rest of your life (aside from the time you spend cleaning it up).
This is a good idea, and you will probably get a few chuckles from the person getting the message. After all, it wasn’t all that long ago the average apartment in America was full of dirty clothes and broken appliances. Now the average apartment is a tidy, functional space. The difference is that the vast majority of renters are not aware that they are renting an apartment that is basically a shower.
Well I guess I can’t complain too much then. This guy is the poster child for rent control and the rest of America should be happy that its gone. I wouldn’t mind the idea of being able to just walk into my own apartment and having a shower. But then I’m not the average person, so I have to live in a big ol’ apartment with a walk-in shower.
